Disney’s family adventure “Race to Witch Mountain” raced to the top of the box office chart, beating Warner Bros. holdover “Watchmen.” Starring Dwayne Johnson and directed by Andy Fickman, “Witch Mountain”–a remake of the classic franchise–grossed $25 million from 3,187 theaters. “Watchmen” dropped a hefty 67% from its opening weekend, grossing an estimated $18.1 million from 3,611 runs in its second sesh for a 10-day cume of $86 million. – from Variety

This week we have three films opening in wide release. Race to Witch Mountain, staring Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, the remake of Wes Craven’s Last House on the Left, and the comedy Miss March. The Watchmen is the main holdover from last week. Witch Mountain should snag the top slot, raking in $25-30 million. Watchmen will likely tumble badly – maybe even below $20 million. Last House on the Left should snag third spot – getting $15 million or so. Miss March looks like shit and will likely perform as well. Madea Goes to Jail, Slumdog Millionaire and Taken will round out the other top slots. Taken continues to have amazing legs, and could end up in the fourth slot this week. And don’t forget the amazing appeal of Paul Blart.

Here’s a rundown of the new films:

Race to Witch Mountain
This is getting decent reviews – it’s pretty much what you’d expect. The Rock is an appealing actor. He shows a nice flair for comedy and is not afraid to poke fun at himself. The film will appeal to all audiences, and isn’t too ‘kiddy’ to lure in the tweens and adults. No great shakes, but the film will play well and be a passable two hours of entertainment. And it does have Carla Gugino – who’s really hot. We’re just sorry she’s wasted on lame roles (like this one).

Last House on the Left
This is a remake of Wes Craven’s really crappy film from the early 70s – and this one looks just as a crappy. Sorry, Wes, but the Saw and Hostel franchises make Last House seem pretty tame. No doubt fans will show up – but the appear simply isn’t there – not like Jason or Freddy.

Miss March
In the old days, films like this appealed to young males who wanted to see naked chicks. Sorry, but the Internet has made this kind of shit obsolete. It’s just not unique anymore. If you want to laugh at badly written jokes and ogle a few boobs, you’re good, but don’t expect much more.

There are some character images from the new GI Joe movie out. It looks like a bunch of crappy Photoshop work, but what the heck.

Robert Rodriguez is producing a Predator reboot. It won’t be the same without Jesse Ventura and his ‘I ain’t got time to bleed’ line.

Slashfilm has some images of new Autobots from Transformers 2. Sorry, but they all just start looking alike to me. That was one of my chief complaints about the first film – trying to figure who the heck was who – especially in the action sequences – was pretty difficult.

Sly is milking his revival by looking to tap into another Rambo movie. Personally, he should stick with getting good talent together – such as what’s up with his Expendables film. Give Rambo and Rocky a rest. It only dilutes the brand. Make something new while you have the clout.