Very Worst of People’s Sexiest Men Alive

Buzz Newsroom presents the Very Worst of People’s Sexiest Men Alive. A look back at the guys picked by People Magazine as the “sexiest man alive,” a snap shot of now and then, and things that make you go WTF?!



From 1989: Sean Connery. Perhaps the Sexiest Man Alive for 1965. Now, all I can think is “The day is mine! I’ll take Famous Titties for 400.”



From 1999: Richard Gere. If you find Buddha, Gerbils and Bill Clinton sexy…



From 2002: Ben Affleck. As he’s no longer in the J-Lo Zone, he’s no longer sexy. Has a nice NASCAR vibe now…



From 1987: Who The Fuck? Oh yeah, the guy that’s married to the freaky chick with mutant nightcrawler lips.



From 1998: Harrison Ford wasn’t sexy in ‘98. Last time he was kinda sexy was around the Fugitive.



From 2005: Matthew McConaughey. If naked bongos is your thing.



From 1992: Nick Nolte. Officially, the Worst Sexiest Man Alive (the People editors were smoking crack) … but…



From 1985: Mel Gibson. They broke the mold, Mel was the first person to be picked as “sexiest man alive.” He was a good looking guy, yes, but he ended up being so fucking crazy. That facial hair! That Jesus Torture Movie! That DUI! He had me at “Sugar Tits.”