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Live Blogging the 81st Oscars, Drunk!

(New stuff at top, older stuff at bottom…)

Goodnite….

We told you. Slumdog sweeps the Oscars… Everyone, on stage! “Passion and belief, anything is possible.”

Best Picture goes to Slumdog Millionaire…

Steven Spielberg? “Capable of anything…” “Destiny.”

Best Actor goes to… SEAN PENN! “You homo loving commie sons of guns…” “Equal rights for everyone…” Nice nod to Mickey….

Ah, Randy the Ram. “The returning champ…”

Sean Penn, has got to win this….

OLD GUYS! Okay, Best Actor. Frank! Sean Penn! Funny, DeNiro! Brad Pitt. Blah… buttons…

“I was 8 years old, staring into the mirror, talking into a shampoo bottle…” “Whistle something!” “Anthony and Sydney, this is for you…” Great speech, lovely.

KATE…..!!!! Of course, KATE WINS IT! Deserves this win.

Angelina intro by Nicole. Not much warmth…

Wonderful, but Kate is gonna win this.

Best Actress!!! Wow, such legends… Awww, Anne….

Best Director — should go to Danny Boyle. YES, THE SWEEP CONTINUES, DANNY TAKES IT!!!! SLUMDOG!!!! Tigger… What a great film maker… Such great movies, each movie different. A real artist.

Reese is way too thin!

Move on dot org guys…

The Queen… Always sad. Ollie Johnson. Bernie Mac. Roy. Issac. Richardo. Stan Winston! Chuck. Anthony. Pollack. Paul Newman. Wow.

On with the show! (shot!) Left the room for a few… who’s that guy?

(I didn’t know Hoover still made vacuums…)

SLUMDOG TO WIN ALL!!!! Ha… Bollywood takes Hollywood!

Wow, Slumdog is rocking the house! I think we know they’re gonna win all.

Slumdog sweeps continues. Best original score!

Ok, I’m getting tired, let’s move along.

“This touches my heart…” – Jerry Lewis.

Poor Eddie Murphy… Looks nice and thin, tho. Jerry is less puffy. He better not bash the gays… Hello Dino!

A tribute to Jerry Lewis next… Good nite….

And the sweep continues on…… Slumdog!

Slumdog sweep continues!

Will Smith. ok. Visual effects. The Dark Knight has gotta take it! Buttons?! Blah. Sound editing…. Dark Knight?!! YESSSSS So cool….

Wait, are these the 2008 Oscars? Fuck!

Bill Maher… zzz. Man on Wire. Brilliant docu! Fuck u, Bill, he did deserve.

Heath Ledger is the only winner. ONLY WINNER! Heath Ledger wins Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. Family goes up… “Ever so humbling…” “Son’s amazing work.” “Validated… in an industry he so loved….”

Cuba Jr. is here for the free food! Idiot.

Another glass. Another hour…

More Hugh! The musical is back. Beyoncé? Didn’t somebody punch her? Grease! Baz!

Seth is still way too thin. Fatten up, boy. Something won…. toyland?

ZZZZ. Ok mini-Judd Apatow flick. SETH! FRANCO! Zohan!

Jessica Biel. Really ?!?

Badger dog is great…

Get on with it. Stiller? Portman? Funny. Take that, Phoenix! Slumdog sweep continues….

Some dbag from Twilight… Hottie from Veronica Mars! Romance?

Best Make Up… Buttons. Blah. Whatever. Nice laundry list.

Ok, costumes… The Duchess… Never watched, don’t care. Get off the stage… Zzzz.

Horseface and Daniel Craig! Blah blah blah Buttons… Looked great tho.

Best short animated film? Who gives a fuck… Getting a drink. Oh, I loved Presto tho. Something else won. Ok… Drink.

WALL-E the ONLY WINNER! Should’ve been Best Picture. Yes, WALL-E takes it! Andrew Stanton back on stage again. Pixar rocks.

Maniston! Black! Jennifer is terrible… Why is this TV hack even here?

Screenplay – best adaption… Fuck Buttons! Dig Frost/Nixon!!!! Slumdog Millionaire!! The Slumdog sweep begins here.

Screenplay – best original… WALL-E! But Milk takes it! Worth it, deserves it. “Hope to live my life.” Touching speech. Fuck, i need more drink…

Tina Fey has that retard girl but fuckable look.

Ok, next. So far, enjoying new format. Tina Fey! Steve Martin!

Best supporting actress: Penelope Cruz. I still don’t think she knows where she is… Thanks Woody, thanks Harvey. She’s from aqua velva? Spanish!

Philip Seymour Hoffman. Take off your fuckin’ stocking hat — what, is it too cold there?

Hot Oscar ladies — yeah! Oh wait, not hot at all. Is Whoopi pregnant?

Meryl Streep. 15 nominations!

Why is Philip Seymour Hoffman wearing a stocking hat?

“I’m Wolverinnnnnne!”

The Reader number was brilliant….

Man, I want to titty f – Anne Hathaway…

Brad Pitt seems to be enjoying himself.

Great opening number… Hugh is perfect doing this. Wow, so great on stage. Musicals are in his blood. Need more booze…

“Australian playing an Austrian in Australia.” – hilarious Hugh.

Kate Winslet, oh, I’m so shy. C’mon…

Hugh Jackman… Fuckin’ Wolverine!

Glittery gay Hollywood! Pretty set.

Live for the Kodak Theater. And Diet Coke… Wait, what?

Shot of Johnny Walker during the commercial. On with the fuckin’ show!

The ABC red carpet sucked! Why are they always douchebags?!

The Judd Apatow gang! Man, Leslie Mann is hot! I bet she gives great head. Seth Rogen is looking too thin. All for the Green Hornet movie, which I doubt will ever be made, so fatten up, Seth!

Jack Black. Hilarious and awkward.

Penélope Cruz. I don’t think she knows exactly where she is…

Meryl Streep. I’d still do her.

Less Billy Bush on the Red Carpet, which is always a good thing.

Welcome to show. Smoke em if you got em.

Check this space — I, Alex will be live bloggin ‘the 2009 Oscars with a MacBook and bottle of Johnny Walker scotch. No, really, dangerous, huh? Live reactions will be here. New stuff at top, older at bottom. Simple, right? Join me in comments below.

Meanwhile… Techcrunch


‘Benjamin’, ‘Slumdog’, Ledger lead Oscar nominations

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Many kudos for the hugely deserving nomination for Ledger – he was the Dark Knight – and it’s a fitting tribute to his memory. Also, more kudos to the academy for recognizing Robert Downey Jr. for his brilliant comic role in Tropic Thunder. The accolades for Danny Boyle’s superb Slumdog Millionaire are great. On the down side, WALL-E was easily one of the best picture last year – and it gets shoved aside because it’s ‘only’ an animated film. Much like Ratatouille was in 2007, it may well be the best film of this year. And finally – the Reader for best picture? Where the hell did that come from. (The Full List Is Below).

On the first anniversary of his death, Heath Ledger received a huge tribute: The late actor is an Oscar nominee for best supporting actor for his role as The Joker in “The Dark Knight.” “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” notched the most nominations with 13, including best picture, best director for David Fincher, best actor for Brad Pitt and a best supporting actress nod for Taraji Phenson. – From NY Daily News

Batman and Clint Eastwood? Forget about it. Instead, the far more serious Holocaust-themed The Reader slipped into the race for a best-picture Oscar and its director, Stephen Daldry, also managed to sneak into his category. The other nominees announced for top prize in the 81st Academy Awards Thursday morning in Los Angeles followed the script of the prognosticators: the era-spanning fable The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which led the crowd with 13 nominations; gay-themed political biopic Milk; TV-landmark drama Frost/Nixon; and romantic crowd-pleaser Slumdog Millionaire. – From USA Today

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” led all films with nominations for the 81st annual Academy Awards on Thursday morning, picking up 13. The film, about a man who ages in reverse, earned nods for best picture, best director (David Fincher), best actor (Brad Pitt), best supporting actress (Taraji P. Henson) and best adapted screenplay as well as several other picks. The record for Oscar nominations is 14, held by “All About Eve” and “Titanic.” Both films won best picture. – From CNN

Frost/Nixon:

Milk:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button:

Slumdog Millionaire:

The Reader:

Performance by an actor in a leading role:
* Richard Jenkins in “The Visitor” (Overture Films)
* Frank Langella in “Frost/Nixon” (Universal)
* Sean Penn in “Milk” (Focus Features)
* Brad Pitt in “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
* Mickey Rourke in “The Wrestler” (Fox Searchlight)

Performance by an actor in a supporting role:
* Josh Brolin in “Milk” (Focus Features)
* Robert Downey Jr. in “Tropic Thunder” (DreamWorks, Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount)
* Philip Seymour Hoffman in “Doubt” (Miramax)
* Heath Ledger in “The Dark Knight” (Warner Bros.)
* Michael Shannon in “Revolutionary Road” (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage)

Performance by an actress in a leading role:
* Anne Hathaway in “Rachel Getting Married” (Sony Pictures Classics)
* Angelina Jolie in “Changeling” (Universal)
* Melissa Leo in “Frozen River” (Sony Pictures Classics)
* Meryl Streep in “Doubt” (Miramax)
* Kate Winslet in “The Reader” (The Weinstein Company)

Performance by an actress in a supporting role

* Amy Adams in “Doubt” (Miramax)
* Penélope Cruz in “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” (The Weinstein Company)
* Viola Davis in “Doubt” (Miramax)
* Taraji P. Henson in “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
* Marisa Tomei in “The Wrestler” (Fox Searchlight)

Best animated feature film of the year:
* “Bolt” (Walt Disney) Chris Williams and Byron Howard
* “Kung Fu Panda” (DreamWorks Animation, Distributed by Paramount) John Stevenson and Mark Osborne
* “WALL-E” (Walt Disney)

Achievement in directing:
* “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.) David Fincher
* “Frost/Nixon” (Universal) Ron Howard
* “Milk” (Focus Features) Gus Van Sant
* “The Reader” (The Weinstein Company) Stephen Daldry
* “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight) Danny Boyle

Best documentary feature:
* “The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)” (Cinema Guild) A Pandinlao Films Production Ellen Kuras and Thavisouk Phrasavath
* “Encounters at the End of the World” (THINKFilm and Image Entertainment) A Creative Differences Production Werner Herzog and Henry Kaiser
* “The Garden” A Black Valley Films Production Scott Hamilton Kennedy
* “Man on Wire” (Magnolia Pictures) A Wall to Wall Production James Marsh and Simon Chinn
* “Trouble the Water” (Zeitgeist Films) An Elsewhere Films Production Tia Lessin and Carl Deal

Best foreign language film of the year:
* “The Baader Meinhof Complex” A Constantin Film Production – Germany
* “The Class” (Sony Pictures Classics) A Haut et Court Production – France
* “Departures” (Regent Releasing) A Departures Film Partners Production – Japan
* “Revanche” (Janus Films) A Prisma Film/Fernseh Production – Austria
* “Waltz with Bashir” (Sony Pictures Classics) A Bridgit Folman Film Gang Production – Israel

Best motion picture of the year:
* “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
A Kennedy/Marshall Production Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall and Ceán Chaffin, Producers
* “Frost/Nixon” (Universal)
A Universal Pictures, Imagine Entertainment and Working Title Production Brian Grazer, Ron Howard and Eric Fellner, Producers
* “Milk” (Focus Features)
A Groundswell and Jinks/Cohen Company Production Dan Jinks and Bruce Cohen, Producers
* “The Reader” (The Weinstein Company)
A Mirage Enterprises and Neunte Babelsberg Film GmbH Production Nominees to be determined
* “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight)
A Celador Films Production Christian Colson, Producer


Sean Penn’s Got Milk

Here’s the morning buzz on Milk…

Milk,” about the last eight years in the life of Harvey Milk, America’s first openly gay elected politician, takes a bit from all of those traditions, but is ultimately weaker for it.
Though director Gus Van Sant’s movie boasts a strong lead performance from Sean Penn and perfect political timing following the controversy over the passing of California’s Proposition 8, the final result somehow undersells a man whose life and death were watershed moments in the gay rights movement. – from Nydailynews

Sean Penn reincarnates the Woodmere-born Milk, who at 40 became a rabble-rouser in San Francisco’s gay-friendly Castro district. The film follows Milk as he collects young staffers such as Cleve Jones (Emile Hirsch), who would later create the AIDS Memorial Quilt, and much time is spent on the defeat of California’s Proposition 6, which would have banned gays from working in public schools. As the campaigners jubilantly shade in a state map, it’s difficult not to think of California’s Proposition 8, which passed in November and banned gay marriage. – from newsday

Milk (* * *1/2 out of four) has one of the finest ensemble casts this year and a magnificent, career-topping performance by Sean Penn, who disappears into the title role.
Milk refers to Harvey Milk, a San Francisco city supervisor who was gunned down in 1978 by fellow politician Dan White (a superb Josh Brolin). The film tells the compelling story of how Milk became the country’s first openly gay man elected to public office. – from USAtoday