Hey Kate Gosselin, Why Are You Such a Cunt?
Here’s our open letter to Kate Gosselin:
Hey Kate Gosselin, Why Are You Such a Cunt? Man, when you denied your daughter water, I thought, “Wow, that Kate Gosselin is quite the cunt.” Normally, I don’t use that word, but it really seemed to sum up your cuntiness.
Then I saw your fucking hair and thought, that’s “cunt hair.”

I mean really, what kind of mom or loving wife would have hair like that? Only a class-a cunt! My mom certainly didn’t have hair like that — but she wasn’t selling our souls for fame and fortune. I think that haircut is the sign of the devil!
But really, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CUNT?! I mean, Kate, you have everything. Yet, somehow, you have to wreak everything with your cuntagility. I wish I had a big house, a TV show on gay-o-lame TLC, a book and thousand kids — god, I think I may every appreciate life a bit. However, you can’t deny the truth — a cunt is a cunt.
PS. I have never watched your show, and never intend to, but I were Jon, I’d be bangin’ some TLC groupie too. What the hell was wrong with that Jap — he should’ve married some nice submissive Japanese girl. Ok okay — he deserved it — Jon’s a glutton for punishment.





