Being an American Websurfer in London Sucks!

Hello. Currently in London. Oh, by the way, every time I try to watch a video, I get the following messages. WTF, it’s not like I’m in a cave in Afghanistan. I’m in goddamn England! It must suck being here — half the sites I visit, I can’t access the content. Thanks for ruining the WWW, you evil corporations. (And that was suppose to stand for WORLD wide web.)

Thank God those evil Englanders can’t watch the SNL Digital Short of Natalie Portman rapping on SNL. That’ll show ‘em for not giving us our independence. Instead, through IP lookups and cookies, I get wonderful localized ad banners that make no frakin sense… Like the following banner ad when I visit Buzz Newsroom:

Lastly, my “nice” hotel doesn’t even have Wi-Fi. Guess what, I’m charged .50 pounds PER MINUTE to use the Internet. That’s going to cost me what, in currency exchange, $75 to write this post?! Crap… And this is what I see when I log into Facebook. Maybe I’ll just drown my sorrows. Cheers!