Who the fuck are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? I guess they got married, but I don’t fucking care… I have poops that are more significant than these two. So I FedEx’ed a fart in their general direction — enjoy Heidi and Spencer, whoever you are. (No seriously, I don’t know who the fuck they are….)
But if you really care about the wedding of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, read more below for actually news:

Skywriting which spelled out the words “Spencer loves Heidi” floated momentarily among the clouds over Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California on April 25, 2009 before the start of a wedding ceremony which finally united a couple whose romance was made in reality TV heaven–The Hills’ Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. – from here
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena on Saturday. Guests in attendance included Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, and Brody Jenner. – from here
For some reason no one knew if Lauren Conrad would attend Heidi and Spencer’s wedding and everyone was buzzing about whether she would or wouldn’t be in attendance. Well we can confirm that Lauren did in fact attend the wedding and she was spotted leaving the ceremony yesterday looking glam in a short blue dress. Is it just me or did she not look happy at all? – from here
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag got hitched at the Westminister Presbyterian Church in Pasadena yesterday. The wedding didn’t come as a big surprise, because details of the event have been leaking out left and right for weeks. Heidi’s dress, however, is kind of a shocker. I didn’t have her pegged as the frills and rhinestones type, I thought for sure she’d go with a slip dress of some sort. – from here