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Tiger Woods Fart

Here’s it is! The Tiger Woods Fart Video from YouTube. Tiger Woods lets one rip twenty-nine seconds into this clip, then tries to regain his composure when the camera is back on him.

And this has happened before — watch Tiger Woods Farting again:

A Tiger Woods fart is pretty much the only thing Tiger Woods hasn’t done on camera. But the Tiger Woods fart at the end of the Buick Open changed all that. TV cameras follow Tiger Woods endlessly, but they never caught a Tiger Woods fart before. Yet they did that on the 18th hole of the Buick Open, as Tiger Woods was wrapping up an easy victory. However, it was the Tiger Woods fart that took up much of the attention afterward, since people have seen Tiger win countless times before – but had never heard this from him before.
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Two Irrelevant People Just Got Married. My Wedding Gift? A Fart in their General Direction…

Who the fuck are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? I guess they got married, but I don’t fucking care… I have poops that are more significant than these two. So I FedEx’ed a fart in their general direction — enjoy Heidi and Spencer, whoever you are. (No seriously, I don’t know who the fuck they are….)

But if you really care about the wedding of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, read more below for actually news:
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt wedding.

Skywriting which spelled out the words “Spencer loves Heidi” floated momentarily among the clouds over Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California on April 25, 2009 before the start of a wedding ceremony which finally united a couple whose romance was made in reality TV heaven–The Hills’ Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. – from here

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena on Saturday. Guests in attendance included Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, and Brody Jenner. – from here

For some reason no one knew if Lauren Conrad would attend Heidi and Spencer’s wedding and everyone was buzzing about whether she would or wouldn’t be in attendance. Well we can confirm that Lauren did in fact attend the wedding and she was spotted leaving the ceremony yesterday looking glam in a short blue dress. Is it just me or did she not look happy at all? – from here

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag got hitched at the Westminister Presbyterian Church in Pasadena yesterday. The wedding didn’t come as a big surprise, because details of the event have been leaking out left and right for weeks. Heidi’s dress, however, is kind of a shocker. I didn’t have her pegged as the frills and rhinestones type, I thought for sure she’d go with a slip dress of some sort. – from here


Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts

Finally, a good use for Twitter!

You know those guys (and gals?) who are just, like, super proud of their farts? Thanks to this cool guy and Twitter, these assholes can indulge their disgusting habit without wrecking our noses. – from Gizmodo


Teen Banned From School Bus for Making Fart Sounds


Student Suspended For Passing Gas

LAKELAND, Fla. — A Polk County teenage student has been suspended from school because he intentionally passed gas, according to school officials. The Lakeland Ledger reported that 15-year-old Jonathon Locked Jr. was suspended from Bill Duncan Opportunity School under a school district rule against disruptive behavior. School officials said the teen repeatedly passed gas to make other children laugh. They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe. Locked’s father said his son isn’t perfect and they’re appealing the suspension, saying the district went too far with its punishment. – from ClickOrlando


Florida student suspended from school for farting

A Polk County teenage student has been suspended from school because he intentionally passed gas, according to school officials. The Lakeland Ledger reported that 15-year-old Jonathon Locked Jr. was suspended from Bill Duncan Opportunity School under a school district rule against disruptive behavior. School officials said the teen repeatedly passed gas to make other children laugh. They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe. Locked’s father said his son isn’t perfect and they’re appealing the suspension, saying the district went too far with its punishment. – From ClickOrland.com


Farting Interrupts Medina City Council Meeting!


This case stinks: iFart vs. Pull My Finger

iFart and Pull My Finger, the two gladiators, joined the App Store at around the same time, and both achieved some success. iFart eventually pulled ahead, but through some underhanded tactics, like using the phrase “pull my finger” in videos and publishing a review from the app’s creator saying his own app is “better than Pull My Finger.” (He justifies this by saying “Of course, I have the right to state my opinion, especially one I believe to be true!”) – from Gizmodo

Mr. Comm, a well known web-marketer, describes how the company that makes Pull My Finger, Air-o-matic, asked for $50,000 for using the tagline “Pull my finger!” in some of his PR materials and on a YouTube video representing iFart Mobile. Long story short, now Comm is asking a judge to find that “pull my finger” is part of public domain, essentially shutting Air-o-Matic up with the legal system. – from Crunchgear


The Farty Weatherman


31 iPhone fart apps in 90 seconds

This stinks…


Ms. Farty the Burglar

The question is — would you still tap it?

A lot of men might think it was cool to arrive home at night only to find a woman jumping out of the bedroom closet.
But not so much if she was a self-proclaimed junkie who “smelled of bad flatulence.”
That’s what happened to a Madison man who arrived at his apartment in the 1000 block of East Washington Avenue at about 11:15 p.m. Tuesday night.
The man went into his bedroom when a woman suddenly darted out of his closet, Madison Police Department spokesman Joel DeSpain said.
“The man knocked the woman down. She got up and ran again,” DeSpain said. The apartment-dweller then positioned himself between the woman and the apartment door, but the woman responded by running into the kitchen and grabbing a knife.
“At this point the resident decided this was not something over which he wished to get hurt,” DeSpain said and backed away from the door, allowing the woman to run out. Police were called after the man found several items, including jewelry, to be missing.
The victim said the woman was white, in her 40s, about 5 feet 4 inches tall, about 150 pounds, with short brown hair. She wearing a gray T-shirt and blue pants and had the odor of rotten flatulence about her. – from Madison.com