Obamas meet the Queen of England
President Obama and his wife, Michelle, greeted Queen Elizabeth II as they arrived at Buckingham Palace.
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A DNA test showed a 13-year-old boy in Britain is not the father of a baby born to a 15-year-old he had unprotected sex with once, The Mirror reported. Chantelle Stedman told
, who was 12 when he slept with her, he was her newborn daughter Maisie’s father. – from Foxnews
An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling. – from BBC
…And, I must add, the signs have saved my life about 100 times, because I am indeed dumb, an American, and for my entire life have been looking for traffic left to right before crossing the street.
Hello. Currently in London. Oh, by the way, every time I try to watch a video, I get the following messages. WTF, it’s not like I’m in a cave in Afghanistan. I’m in goddamn England! It must suck being here — half the sites I visit, I can’t access the content. Thanks for ruining the WWW, you evil corporations. (And that was suppose to stand for WORLD wide web.)
Thank God those evil Englanders can’t watch the SNL Digital Short of Natalie Portman rapping on SNL. That’ll show ‘em for not giving us our independence. Instead, through IP lookups and cookies, I get wonderful localized ad banners that make no frakin sense… Like the following banner ad when I visit Buzz Newsroom:
Lastly, my “nice” hotel doesn’t even have Wi-Fi. Guess what, I’m charged .50 pounds PER MINUTE to use the Internet. That’s going to cost me what, in currency exchange, $75 to write this post?! Crap… And this is what I see when I log into Facebook. Maybe I’ll just drown my sorrows. Cheers!
BMW laid off 850 workers and scaled down production at its British factory which builds the Mini car, an effort to adjust to weaker demand.
After the collision, the French surrendered and England occupied Paris.
However much the Ministry of Defence was trying to play it down – or, indeed, avoid saying anything until news of it was leaked to the press – the significance of the collision between British and French nuclear missile submarines in the middle of the Atlantic must not be underestimated, say independent analysts. “Friendly submarines should not bump into each other. Unquestionably, it is a very serious incident,” said Commodore Stephen Saunders, a former senior Royal Navy officer, now editor of Jane’s Fighting Ships. Submarines, especially those carrying ballistic missiles with nuclear warheads, are not supposed to be heard. Equipped with modern passive sonar, they should not be detected. However, the sonar and radar are supposed not only to try to find out what other submarines are about but also to avoid collisions. – From Guardian UK
French and British nuclear-missile submarines collided earlier this month while on routine patrol in the Atlantic, the countries’ militaries said. No one was injured. The U.K. vessel, the Vanguard, returned to its base at Faslane in Scotland on Feb. 14, the Ministry of Defence in London said today. The French military said Feb. 6 that Le Triomphant, part of France’s submarine-based nuclear deterrent fleet, had collided with an unidentified object and returned to its home port of Brest under its own power. French military spokesmen at the time declined to give further details. – From bloomberg
British and French nuclear submarines collided in the Atlantic Ocean earlier this month, officials admitted Monday, confirming an embarrassing accident involving highly sensitive technology. Confirming media reports of the incident involving Britain’s HMS Vanguard and France’s Le Triomphant, Britain’s First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Jonathon Band said the submarines “were conducting routine … patrols in the Atlantic Ocean. “The submarines came into contact at very low speed… No injuries occurred,” he said in a brief statement to reporters. “There was no compromise to nuclear safety.” – From AFP
The English are experiencing the same thing that US citizens went through recently as the government is making waves about denying bonuses to banking executives who’s firms are getting bailout money from the government. It’s a fundamental anger – why pay someone for screwing up a company? People are having shitty times, and they see tax money going to rich folks for doing a crappy job. They have a right to be angry – and maybe screaming about it will help a bit. Good luck, Great Britain.
The government yesterday publicly hardened its position on bank executive bonuses saying it will be “very, very robust” in clamping down on bonuses for 2008 in banks in which it holds shares. It will only allow modest payments for clerks earning around £20,000 a year. It came as David Cameron said he would cap all 2008 bonuses at £2,000 for staff in banks owned or partly owned by the government. He also said the government should be willing to sue any bank executive who insisted their contract entitled them to a large bonus for the year. – From Guardian UK
Not in a million years. Readers may be outraged our so-called leaders didn’t use the “bail-out” money as a bargaining chip – “if you want the cash, no bonuses this year”. I’m outraged too. But having spent lots of time around politicians and their officials, I know the vast majority aren’t particularly clever. Many also hope that one day, in their dotage, the call will come and they too will get to sit in a City boardroom, pretending to understand what’s going on, hawking a few “high-level contacts” in return for a nice fat wad. If Tony Blair can do it, why can’t they? As long as the money men are kept onside. Having said all that, bonuses just aren’t the point. During this bonus fixation, we’re neglecting far more significant questions. How do we get out of this mess? Will the wild, unprecedented policies now being implemented do more harm than good? That’s what truly matters. – From Telegraph UK
Pressure on Britain’s beleaguered banks to abandon bonuses for senior executives intensified yesterday as a senior minister declared that the managers at the top of the troubled institutions “shouldn’t get a penny”. Tony McNulty, the Employment Minister, issued the starkest warning yet to bank bosses to curb bonuses this year, as the major political parties vied to attack payouts for employees whose banks have been bailed out by the taxpayer. Mr McNulty said he would not deny bonuses to rank-and-file banking staff, but warned that “anyone having to do with the endorsement of the business model, the future business strategy, shouldn’t get a penny. And I think that’s absolutely clear”. – From the Independent

Ain’t these just darlin’, ma. Cute little blackface dolls called Golliwogs. Them Brits are mighty funny.
THE Queen apologised last night after The Sun revealed she has been selling gollies. The controversial black-faced dolls — condemned as racist — have been available at an official gift shop for a year. Shocked royal aides instantly ordered the gollies be removed from shelves at the Queen’s Sandringham estate in Norfolk after we told them. – The Sun
Buckingham Palace has issued an extraordinary apology after the Queen’s shop at Sandringham was found to be selling golliwogs. It followed the furore over Carol Thatcher’s use of the word golliwog during a private conversation after the BBC’s One Show. There were claims last night that she had been sacked by the BBC over the incident in revenge for the bad blood between her mother Lady Thatcher and the corporation. – From the Daily Mail
One senior Palace aide admitted last night: “This couldn’t have come at a worse time. The row over Harry’s comments has just died down.” Two dozen gollies called Tazz and Ollie were on sale among souvenirs at the Sandringham shop yesterday. The Sun bought one of each. The Tazz dolls, in two sizes priced at £9.99 or £5.99, wore blue jackets, red and white striped trousers and red and white bow ties. – The Sun
Ouch.
Prince Harry was given the elbow by his girlfriend Chelsy Davy on Facebook. The first he knew of her decision was when he went online and saw she had altered her relationship status to: “Not in one”. Harry, 24, was last night said to be devastated at the end of their on-off five-year relationship and was being comforted by his Army pals. Chelsy, 23, had spoken just weeks earlier of her plans to make London her full-time home so she could be closer to Harry. – from Daily Star
“He’s never really explained why — what the motive was. So it’s still a mystery for us.”
Perhaps try Berlitz Language Learning and Cultural Training?
A Romanian ex-convict brutally raped a young woman in Wakefield because he wanted to be sent to a British jail to learn English. Ali Majlat, 35, attacked the 21-year-old woman as she waited on a platform at Wakefield Kirkgate station…Judge Alastair McCallum asked Majlat’s defence counsel: “Is it right that he (Majlat] said ‘When I was at the railway station I thought I should rape this lady in order to get a place to eat and sleep and learn the English language.” – from the UK
When he was arrested nearly 200 miles away in London five days later, he claimed: “When I was at the station I thought I should rape this lady in order to get a place to eat and sleep and learn the English language.” – from the Sun
The judge said: “It appears he was released from prison in Romania in June 2008 then immediately came across here and presumably enters on a passport which allows him to do so under EU regulations.” – from Telegraph
15-year-old Laura Stainforth and a 59-year-old man have handed themselves into a consulate in Lille.
Stuart Kennedy, a 25-year-old genetics student from Aberdeen University, has spent 123 hours in police custody since his first arrest in March 2007. Since then he has faced charges including possession of an offensive weapon – his truncheon and a fake CS spray – and for allegedly fitting a flashing light to his car. – from Telegraph
A bus has crashed into a McDonald’s restaurant in north London.
The soldier prince pours shame on the Royal Family as he calls an Asian squaddie our little Paki friend and tells another officer cadet jokingly wearing a camouflage veil off duty: F*** me, you look like a raghead—an offensive term for an Arab.
Harry, 24, third in line to the throne, also astonishingly mocks the Queen—the Commander- in-Chief of the British Army—while acting out a mobile phone call to her in front of other cadets at a field camp in Cyprus.
They laugh out loud as the disrespectful Prince pretends to get bored talking to his grandmother and dismissively hangs up on her saying: Ive got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You… yeah, thats great.
He even jokes about the colour of his pubic hair with one soldier in the middle of giving orders.
Prince Harry appears to be following in the footsteps of his grandad the Duke of Edinburgh who has made a string of racist gaffes.
This is a solargraph. It shows the path taken by the sun as it travelled across the sky above the Clifton Suspension Bridge in Bristol, UK, between 19 December 2007 and 21 June 2008 (between the winter and summer solstices). It was taken in a single six-month exposure by photographer Justin Quinnell, using a pinhole camera strapped to a telephone mast. A series of majestic emerald arcs light up one of Britain’s most iconic landmarks in this stunning photograph taken with one of the longest-ever exposures. To take a solargraph, you need an empty drinks can, photographic paper, gaffer tape and a computer scanner – there are full instructions at www.pinholephotography.org.