Retards playing Quidditch

They’re playing in rain-sodden fields near the University of Wisconsin-Madison Natatorium, not in the airspace next to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And instead of zipping loop-de-loops on bewitched broomsticks, they trot doggedly with kitchen brooms between their legs. But the nine UW-Madison students — all women — are shouting to each other about quaffles, bludgers and golden snitches, and, despite a steady rain, are clearly delighting in a vigorous game of Quidditch. Yes, Quidditch. – from Madison