Miss California is nuttin’, Meet Miss France

Ya know, Miss California Carrie Prejean is pretty damn boring compared to crazy ol’ Valerie Begue — AKA Miss France. We love crazy chicks, and Valerie Begue drink and pees crazy juice. Begue was named Miss France earlier this month, but critics are now calling for her resignation. Leading is the charge is chairwoman of the Miss France committee, Genevieve de Fontenay. “If she had some courage and a bit of dignity she would say ‘I’m resigning because I’m not worthy to carry on as Miss France,’” Fontenay said. So, what could possibly cause such contention? A series of leaked Valerie Begue pictures, most notably one that shows the beauty relaxing in a pool. Wearing a bikini. Pretending to be crucified like Jesus Christ. Big fuckin’ deal!