Very Worst of People’s Sexiest Men Alive
Buzz Newsroom presents the Very Worst of People’s Sexiest Men Alive. A look back at the guys picked by People Magazine as the “sexiest man alive,” a snap shot of now and then, and things that make you go WTF?!
From 1989: Sean Connery. Perhaps the Sexiest Man Alive for 1965. Now, all I can think is “The day is mine! I’ll take Famous Titties for 400.”
From 1999: Richard Gere. If you find Buddha, Gerbils and Bill Clinton sexy…
From 2002: Ben Affleck. As he’s no longer in the J-Lo Zone, he’s no longer sexy. Has a nice NASCAR vibe now…
From 1987: Who The Fuck? Oh yeah, the guy that’s married to the freaky chick with mutant nightcrawler lips.
From 1998: Harrison Ford wasn’t sexy in ‘98. Last time he was kinda sexy was around the Fugitive.
From 2005: Matthew McConaughey. If naked bongos is your thing.
From 1992: Nick Nolte. Officially, the Worst Sexiest Man Alive (the People editors were smoking crack) … but…
From 1985: Mel Gibson. They broke the mold, Mel was the first person to be picked as “sexiest man alive.” He was a good looking guy, yes, but he ended up being so fucking crazy. That facial hair! That Jesus Torture Movie! That DUI! He had me at “Sugar Tits.”
February 18th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
awesome stache on mel!
February 20th, 2009 at 10:23 am
jajaja funny see Mel Gibson with facial hair.
December 13th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Man, I really enjoy your post. It would be great to show just normal celebrities with opposing dui/crackbust/they-are-fat-now pictures. Keep up the good work. BTW, I stumbled here looking for a sexiest woman of 87 list, but “PEOPLE MAG” doesn’t do that apparently. (my guess is women buy more then men and don’t want to be reminded they aren’t anywhere sexy.) But….I nominate Whitney Houston, especially when she wears the hair extensions in the video “I Wanna Dance w/ Somebody” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3giaIzONA&feature=fvst .Soooo cute. And shes a crack whore now, totally could have made your list.
December 13th, 2009 at 12:17 am
if i could also add, on the 1st one (Connery sexy in 89 too!) but JOHN GOODMAN was a runner up. wtfz