Entertainment Buzz: BSG, Keanu, Office, Bono, Lohan, Beyonce

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Here’s your lunch entertainment buzz… Get your cup of coffee and… Oh wait, there’s really only ONE STORY — BSG IS FINALLY FRAKING BACK! Yes, the first Battlestar Galactica in over a year is here — as the road to the finale unfolds. Looking for a sneak preview? Click here!

Oh yeah, and then there’s this stuff…

* Looking for his next franchise, Keanu Reeves to star in anime fan fav Bebop. (Variety)

* As previously reported, Watchmen is set for March 6th, after a big pay day with F*cking Fox. (Buzz)

* You’re invited, right? Bono, Bruce, Beyonce to play Obama’s inaugural concert. (Reuters)

* File this under ‘vanity project,’ but Casey Affleck is directing a documentary tracking the musical career of Joaquin Phoenix. Right… (THR)

* Herbie the Love Bug Hack and Kinda Lesbian Lindsay Lohan envies Scarlett Johansson’s boobs career. (People)

* Boy George is going to jail. Again. For 15 months. I guess that’s what happens when you handcuff and kidnap gay prostitutes. (BBC)

* Everyone is talking WAY too much about ‘Notorious’ – the Biggie Smalls Story (AKA Notorious B.I.G.). I loved listening to NRP this morning, trying to act hip, reporting on the movie…

* A Non-James Bond movie with Daniel Craig, ‘Defiance’, directed by Edward Zwick, is getting fairly flat reviews. (RT)

* On the Buzz Newsroom YouTube channel, catch the HD Trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine. (YouTube)

* Not a surprise, as NBC is “the biggest loser” — but they decided to renew The Office and 30 Rock. Duh. (THR)

* Meanwhile, in Kansas, some dumbass kid had been watching too much ‘Christmas Story’ and decided to reenact sticking his tongue to a frozen pole:

Lastly, no one should go see Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Kevin James, your 15 minutes are official done.