Former NFL star Steve McNair found shot to death »

Former NFL quarterback Steve McNair was shot multiple times, including once in the head, and a pistol was discovered near the body of the 20-year-old woman found dead with him Saturday in a downtown condominium. Nashville police spokesman Don Aaron identified the woman as Sahel Kazemi, whom he called a “friend” of McNair’s. She had [...]

Sarah Palin Resigning as Alaska Governor »

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin made a surprise announcement Friday that she is resigning from office at the end of the month without explaining why she plans to step down, raising speculation that she would focus on a run for the White House in the 2012 race.
The former Republican vice presidential candidate hastily called a news [...]

New in Theaters this weekend: Public Enemies, Ice Age 3D »

Fourth of July weekend doesn’t offer a typical massive film. Instead, we have one sqaurely aimed at adults and the other at kids. Both Public Enemies, starring Johnny Depp and Christian Bale, and Ice Age 3D, actually opened this past Wednesday. Ice Age should take the crown this weekend, with about $45 million for the [...]

Powerful anesthetic may have killed Jackson »

Shocking that Michael was doing freaky things to himself!
Michael Jackson’s body was a human pin cushion, and a dangerous medical anesthetic found in Jacko’s house might be what killed him, a connected online tabloid site reported yesterday. The deadly drug news emerged as plans for what could be the pop funeral of the century [...]

Caution: Michael Bay Movies May Cause Whiplash and WTF »

Michael Bay’s latest movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has brought in over $200 million dollars since its release on Wednesday June 24th. Transformers went over $200 million, but it went over…completely. There were at least two scenes of Shia and Megan with the camera spinning. I felt like I was in [...]

The Pirate Bay Sells Out »

Arrrgh! This isn’t very Piratey… The Pirate Bay has been sold to Global Gaming Factory. And they want to respect copyright holders and go legit. Well, that’s the end of their awesomeness …. Pirate Bay illegal downloads have walked the plank, to live forever in Davy Jones’s locker.
”The Pirate Bay is a site that [...]

Are We in a Huge Media Blitz? »

It’s been an interesting couple of weeks. Elections in Iran have caused the entire country to head into chaos and riots. Deployment of the US troops is now underway. North Korea is somewhat intimidating. The United States economy is dwindling. People have a problem getting jobs, laid off, and forced [...]

Steve Jobs returns to terrorizing Apple Employees »

Apple’s Steve Jobs has returned to the office. Apple Employees have return to a status of fear and paranoia. Here’s the AP:
Apple Inc. co-founder and CEO Steve Jobs is back at work after a five-and-a-half-month medical leave, during which he received a liver transplant. Jobs, 54, is working from Apple’s Cupertino, Calif., headquarters [...]

Bloggers Needed for Buzz Newsroom »

What the Frak?! Want to write and share your dumb view of the world with a captive audience?! If yes, Buzz Newsroom wants you. We’re looking for more bloggers to join our world. This is an all volunteer gig — but we have a great community. So if you’re up on dumb news, like ripping [...]

Bubbles, Galaxy, Mourns over Loss of Michael Jackson »

Michael Jackson will be missed by his former pet chimpanzee Bubbles, according to the animal’s carer. The ape was a constant companion to the singer in the 1980s but had to be given up when he became too big and aggressive to have around Michael Jackson’s young family. However, Jackson is reported to have regularly [...]

Michael Jackson is Still Dead »

Or is he?

PS. These people are idiots:

“Pabst” is named World’s Ugliest Dog »

Gotta love him.
A prominent under-bite, scrunched face and floppy ears are the hallmarks of a winner. That is the winner of the World’s Ugliest Dog contest. Pabst, a boxer-mix rescued from a shelter by Miles Egstad of Citrus Heights, Calif., won the annual contest on Friday at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California. It was [...]

Bill Mays 911 Audio Released »

A woman who called 911 after finding television pitchman Billy Mays cold and unresponsive told police his lips were purple and that he wasn’t breathing.

Buh-bye, Bernie »

Evil Bernard Madoff has been sentenced to the maximum 150 years in prison for his multibillion-dollar fraud scheme. Don’t drop the soap.

CGI Megan Fox Hotter than Hell »

Can you make Megan Fox even hotter?

Biggest Loser Musicians Team Up for Chickenfoot »

Some of the biggest names in rock have banded together to form a new supergroup. They call it Chickenfoot, a name they readily admit is “silly.” While the name may not be to everyone’s taste, Van Halen veterans Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony, Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith and virtuoso guitarist Joe Satriani [...]

Billy Mays Dead at 50 »

Tampa police say Billy Mays, the television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50. Authorities say Mays was pronounced dead Sunday morning after being found by his wife at home. There were no signs of a break-in, and investigators do not suspect foul [...]

Hey Kate Gosselin, Why Are You Such a Cunt? »

Here’s our open letter to Kate Gosselin:
Hey Kate Gosselin, Why Are You Such a Cunt? Man, when you denied your daughter water, I thought, “Wow, that Kate Gosselin is quite the cunt.” Normally, I don’t use that word, but it really seemed to sum up your cuntiness.

Then I saw your fucking hair and thought, that’s [...]

Last Picture of Michael Jackson Before Death »

Right; Michael Jackson was getting ready for his big comeback with 50 concerts. No way that was going to happen, said our insider. He was in no condition and was extremely frail. As seen in this exclusive picture, this was the REAL condition of Michael Jackson (which is unfortunate) before his death — he was [...]

Steve Martin – Michael Jackson impersonation »